Really? This is the kind of help I'm getting these days? Come on .... someone .... help a sister out!
Well at least I'm protected. Could have used them yesterday as I heard a loud sound downstairs as I was by myself for a short while. And I thought, I have no way of protecting myself! What am I going to do? So I simply said out loud - "Fine, take me! I have no way to defend myself!" (It was our dog jumping up on our couch) So, maybe some Ninjas aren't such a bad idea?