I've heard about the Law of Attraction and all, but this freak-of-nature occurrence this morning at breakfast was ridiculous! I mean really? I can't remember the last time, actually decade, when I cracked an egg open and two yokes spilled out onto the frying pan! Gah! I literally stood there, speechless, just staring at them as they mutually stared back at me. Not scrambled. Not an omelette. Nope, sunny side up! But seriously, who the hell prepares to go in for a double mastectomy and is greeted by two, perfectly symmetrical spheres at the break of dawn?! Was this some kind of cosmic affirmation? Barnyard humor? What's to come? (oh, I can only hope my new ones look so perfect!). But really! I need to know - what does this mean?