Green Drink Police!

I try to hide from her, but she always seems to find me when it comes to the green drinks! Look how happy she looks. Unfortunately, I just can't muster up the same enthusiasm or share the same sentiment as her. Really, I'm trying and I know they're great for me and I'm sure I'll thank her for them later, but right now, I'd rather have a key lime martini being handed to me in a chilled bar glass!